christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. 

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bookwormandpoet:

simplystormie:

Stop it it’s too cute

I AM DYING 

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Stay With Me (Sam Smith Cover)
Ed Sheeran
BBC Radio 1's Live Lounge 2014

deliriosity:

Ed Sheeran | Stay With Me (Sam Smith Cover)

OH MY GOD

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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ghoustly:

close enough haha

ghoustly:

close enough haha

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haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have been no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

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waakeme-up:

IM CRIYING 


somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

image

image

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